Thursday, June 12, 2008

Apakah?

Kali ni aku memang bengang sampai aku terpaksa buat entry dalam Bahasa Melayu, Bahasa Sarawak, Bahasa Iban, Bahasa Kedayan, Bahasa Melayu Sabah.....
Minyak dah naik. Konon-kononnya, cara terbaik nak
tolong kita goverment servant adalah membayar gaji kita secara ansuran
2 kali sebulan.

READ HERE

Now, imagine this...

Kalau gaji Si A nie RM2000.
Okay means:

Ansuran pertama...RM1000 - RM600 (kereta) - RM300 (bil & sewa) = RM100.

Lepas tu, nak makan apa?
Minyak nak isi dengan apa?

Ok, EPF, Cukai, semua caruman rumah dll..akan ditolak pada ansuran kedua.

Ansuran kedua.. RM1000 - RM220 (EPF) - Caruman lain2 (RM400) = RM380

Apakah?

B. Melayu Sarawak:Apa maok dimakan? Makan tanahkah?

B. Iban: Minta pantap bala perintah tok. Enda bepikir ka sida? pansut semengat Rentap lagi sepi asai sida ya!!!!!!!! Nganti bala Iban start ngayau baru, nya baru sida ya!

B. Kedayan: Antap tah banar karajaan ani. Katulahan diurang bikin biskita macam ani! Bah apa kan bikin kamiurang macam ani? Paning kapala kediaku ani!

B.Melayu Sabah: Bah, kalau macam ni, sya rasa bagus jadi activist saja...nda guna kita duduk macam urang palui sini! Sakit hati sya OO! Makan pasir sjala kalaumacam ni.

B.Bidayuh (New Entry...Andy Punya Pasal...tok nya Cip):
Aduh! Jak mok tekakan goh printah atik!" ....

B. Bidayuh( aku empun version) : Kemudi pu an...=D (bahasa sesat ya iboh kitak orang cayak...)
Pikir-pikirkan...
Kakitangan kerajaan, sila bersuara...

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p/s kepada pelajar-pelajarku sekalian...Ms. Cathy minta ampun sebab terpaksa berkasar bahasa sikit hari ini.

Chiao
~MystiCat~

10 comments:

Andy said...

Nang benar madah kitak ya, cath. Nang Serious benar juak.

Walaupun gaji kamek tok sekali jak sebulan.. mun udah ditolak harga minyak nait, harga roti canai pagi, kueh tiaw dinner ngan air mineral spritzer aku.. nang sik juak cukup eh. Apatah lagik mun orang bergaji RM5k dibahagi 2 macam kitak!

Nang susah juak kedak tok. Nang benar madah kitak ya tek. Nang mun orang bidayuh padah "Aduh! Jak mok tekakan goh printah atik!" (Alih Bahasa: "What in the world! Melampau jugak yer kerajaan nih!"). Lebih kurang macam tu lah..

Moral of the story..

Lain kali kalau mok berbahasa.. jangan lupak bahasa Bidayuh. Hidup Rakyat Untuk Malaysia. We are the World.

Cath said...

CIs...ok aku polah bahasa Bidayuh....hehe

-f-l-o- said...

COnfuse indah aku enggau seduai Cuthess tu, akai! I thought it was her commenting on my blog, nuan rupanya... sorry!

Syari said...

Tu dia Cat,semua bahasa keluar... sabar2. He he he... bukan nak tolong,nak kasi susah lagi ada lah.

Sini pun semua naik Cat. Nasib public transport not bad. Takde kereta pun leh hidup lagi.

Tp sini, elektrik, air, gas mahal gila le.

Mana2 pun susah lah Cat. :(

hana_lalalala said...

i agree! macam mane nak bayar utang credit card, car loan, and house loan within the deadline at the same time duit makan, minyak.

kepala hotak change of lifestyle.

i dont see his lifestyle changing pun. still goyang kaki. makan sedap

CHANTIQUE79 said...

SPM MEMANG STUPID NEVER END. IMPLEMENT POLICY WITH SHORT THINKING! STUPID PM. SORRY I AM SOO MAD. LUCKY MY HUSBAND GET PAID EVERY END OF THE MONTH TO COVER ALL THE EXPENSES. HOW THE PEOPLE CAN PAY THEIR BILLS WHICH DUE EVERY MONTH? UNLIKE IN MODERN COUNTRIES LIKE AUSTRALIA OR US PEOPLE GET PAID WEEKLY AND THE BILLS/LOANS ARE BEING PAID WEEKLY. FIRST IF HE WANTS TO DO THIS HE NEED TO DO SOME CHANGES IN OUR BANKING SYSTEMS THAT CAN ALLOWED PEOPLE TO PAY THEIR BILLS WEEKLY OR TWICE A MONTH HALF-HALF. VERY IDIOT PM. NO WONDER TUN HATES HIM!

Cath said...

Flo,

It's ok, i understand she is Cuth i'm Cath.

Syari,

Mesy, betul tu. Cume, implementation mengejut nie buat semua orang tak puas hati. Kat Hungary, diorang bgtau tak b4 implement?

Hana,

True, lifestyle kepala hotaks die.
Makan minum semua masih mewah.
PM senang la nak cakap, makan minum die sume orang jaga.

Chantique,

U know what, i've been considering to migrate somewhere else.
We have weak autorities here. Not only weak....but dumb dumb.

CHANTIQUE79 said...

in sarawak even worst. people are too afraid to speak out

syafinaz hasnan. said...

hehe so funny la miss cath. :DD

Cath said...

Chantique,
That's y i hope we Ibans will rise up and bring semangat Rentap together withus. Kelalu buyan bala kitai iban. Terlalu ka makai duit subsidi aja. Nya alai enggai ngelaban walaupun pedis ati

Syafinaz,
Hehe, i tried to make it funny and sarcastic at the same time =p