The Ding Dong Tragedy

Yesterday,
while clipping exam papers.
Around 4.50 pm
Suddenly,
Ding Dong (door bell ringing la)

Opened the door. 2 boys came

Boy A: Teacher, I want to take my hockey sticks
Me, Myself and I: Ok.
Boy A: Thank You teacher.

Continued Clipping.
4.58pm...
Suddenly...
Ding Dong

Opened the door. 4 boys this time.

Boy B: Teacher, can we take the hockey sticks?
Me, Myself and I: Okay.
(Boy B wanted to open his shoes)
Me, Myself and I: No! No!, it's okay. Just wear your shoes.
Boy B: Thank you Teacher.
(After taking hockey sticks)
Boy B: Thank You teacher.
Me, Myself and I: Welcome. Boy C, how about you?
(Boy C, quietly went in and took one stick and went out without uttering even a word)

Me, Myself and I closed the door and continued clipping.
5.15 pm.
Again, Ding Dong

Opened the door. Woman A at the door.

Woman A: Ha, Cikgu (teacher), is Cikgu A here?
Me, Myself and I : No , she went out.
Woman A: Okay. I came to give this (I took 'it' from her).
Me, Myself and I: Okay.
Woman A: Okay Cikgu, I'm going home now. Got to cook for my daughter...blah...blah...blah
3 minutes later...
Me, Myself and I: (smiling) Okay bye

5.20 pm
Me, Myself and I went to the kitchen.
Prepared stuffs for dinner.
While preparing...
Ding Dong
Opened the door
Two girls came

Girl A: Teacher, is Ustazah A in?
Me, Myself and I: Yes, wait...(called Ustazah A)
The rest...itu hal mereka dan keluarga mereka

Went back to the kitchen.
5.30 pm
While chopping chicken...Ding Dong
Two boys came

Boy D: Teacher, is Teacher A here?
Me, Myself and I: No she's not...blah...blah...blah...(explaining where she went)
Boy D: So how can we open the **** door teacher?
Me, Myself and I: I don't know coz she didn't leave the key with me. You come back later ok?
Boy D: okay la teacher. (smiling) Thank You Cher
Me, Myself and I: Ok, welcome...

Went back to the kitchen.
Finished my chicken business.
Continued clipping exam papers.

6.28 pm...
Again...
Ding Dong...
2 boys at the door

Boy E: Hi Cher, is Teacher A here?
Me, Myself and I: No...blah, blah, blah...(explained it AGAIN)
Boy E: Ala Cher...how la.Er...can I just wait outside here
Me, Myself and I: (Blurry) I don't know. She must me on her way back now. You come back later la
Boy E: Ok lah Cher. Thak You Cher
Me, Myself and I: Ok, welcome

6.30 pm
Continued clipping
Suddenly...
Again....
Ding Dong
This time 1 girl

Me, Myself and I: Yes...
Girl B: Teacher, is Teacher A here.
Me, Myself and I: No dear. She went out. You come back later k?
Girl B: Okay teacher. Thank You.

By now, you should've noticed that...
None came to see Me, Myself and I

Moral of this story: don't be a warden if you hate Ding Dong sound

*Names in this entry were changed for security purposes.
*The conversations were translated from Malay Language.
*This is a true story

-The End-

Chiao
~MystiCat~